The best sex games on PC
Sex. It’s all around us. It’s leaking out of the walls. It’s flooding up through the floorboards. “Where’s all this sex coming from?” screams your mother, as she puts the sofa up on cinder blocks to protect it from the rising tide of sex. “Get all of the white goods up the stairs!”
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“Get with it mum, you massive prude,” you shout in reply, opening the back door and allowing a great wave of filthy sex to wash over the living room, carrying your dad’s slippers away in a frothy deluge while the family dog barks and barks, confused and soaking. That’s sex for you. Or houses in low-lying flood plains. I can never remember which is which.
Who cares! Here are the seven best games with sex in them.
Mass Effect: Andromeda
The Mass Effect series is the only reason you are ever likely to use the word ‘romanceable’ – at least until that inevitably becomes the name of a problematic dating app made in Silicon Valley.